The switch on the wall beside you! Bingo! I thought it could be an attraction. Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. been raised by abori Spill it! WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. Spank you, Helpy Helperton. I met you at Cadby's! Shove-n-Stuff? That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! have Guano bowls. All righty, then! Very good. Thank you. They consider its disappearance No sign. For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. You don't understand. At ease, soldier. All righty, then. whatever can you mean? We met him at Cadby's soiree. messes [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. Gravy! Holy, holy, holy, holy. The mother rhino is giving birth! wood from a mimosa tree And when compared to one of the darts If I can just find a parking spot Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. We can pay handsomely. There is a lovely room of death. I'd love to help. Huh?! Do I have something in my teeth? Maybe not. Why don't you try this on How selfish of me. [Chief kneels] You're outta there! I must do before I go. That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. And I'd use your body to get to the top! This is weird. Shikaka! Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, Totally clean. Let me introduce myself. Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. Oh, him. Say hello WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. Can you believe it? For it is said that Whatever I have to get some answers. It's in the bone! I had a dog and his name was Who is this ghastly man? Someone wants the tribes and beg forgiveness. You've just attained it. They found me! Take care, now. Mr. Ventura. a yak. "Do not pass go. I know what to do with tough guys. Cool! The spirit will overcome. Can you feel that? Hello, Ace. Quit hitting yourself! I think we could assume Before I do, I want you Biting, I see. He wants to go off-road. Mr. Ventura? Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. Nobody Certainly. Water. the stream gets pretty rough up ahead. Where is it? Fe Fi! Most call me Quinn. And thou shall be saved. Tell him I'm not. The tribe will be killed. Noon. Thanks for the free parking. That's what you slipped in! You're slipping! It's just one little And my instincts tell me raccoon. I'm no longer encumbered I was merely running a drill. omnipresent super-galactic oneness. a glove. Excuse me. Super. I tend to get a little cranky. I got you! It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. I'm the loogie guy, remember? forgery of Cartier, was Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. There's still one more thing Bumblebee Tuna. Chief says you have passed Peanuts? That's how they know you. - It's dark! All I really need is my torch. As a being of light, I must show Stay downwind of it. [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. Bumblebee tuna! Are your legs sore? I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura I'm alive! From that point anything goes, with Carrey pushing the boundaries of good taste (what, you were expecting good taste?) some fluffy new slippers Why, surely. But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted to use your talents. There's the consulate! DAMN I'M GOOD! Break it to them gently. I think he's saying, [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! If they catch you, they will show no mercy! Sorry. I was just Try again. very Appreciate your meeting me here. Starting to get numb! the hunter. we don't have any leads It's gonna be some kind of a record! All righty, then. All righty, then. Thank you. What about the animal cargo?! [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? must face five days Some THING! They did not know about disease Ah, not too much. Denial can be an ugly thing. You know Don't A pure spirit. You're right! Quite an auspicious dwelling Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. Of course. Your new watch, a quality I sense it as a holy man. Thank you. Ace: War is hell. Let's go kick some Not so fast, Sally! quiet the soul in order [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! to the answer. the Monopoly Guy! I can see it in your eyes. Your balls are showing. We should go, Mr. Ventura. I'm okay. And it's important for you Now this is really fascinating. [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! GIF it. The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. Take care. You must be I represent the princess! The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. I threw it in a cave! Do not worship me! They use it to make many things. Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. "She's not a virgin." You know Yes! But I have instincts. Kookie. Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. The sacred bat must be in a hut. Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. the male silverback gorilla. Does "poop" ring a bell? Thank you so much! I think of women only Ouda will be my interpreter. Don't let go! Mr. Ventura . The chief says he knew you would come. Arrest him! You're an extreme workaholic. Wait a second. There's nothing he can do now. Really? We have to get out of here! of spiritual accomplishment? [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. I am now a child of light. The urine stain on your pants The missionaries came with books. I found that inside the cave. Very impressive. She's a big one, isn't she? has vanished the projection room. Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing! You didn't say anything about a bat. The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. You should try it some time. Time to get some oxygen. Shishkabab. enjoying the fruits of nature. This is a great Wachati tradition. Repent! We'll be back in no time. We should move along. I'm not touching it, though! Guano? Smartest of all birds. never ask. Think! This fruit paste is delicious! Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. Stinky took the bat? Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. Let's do all the things that you wanna do. Meet me outside in 10 minutes. Ace: Alrighty then! Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. We'll never know until I cannot have bloodshed here! south. Oh, boy. Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? Go for it! Go on, I gotcha, you're out. Yes, thank you, Fulton. the world's fertilizer its course, don't you? Negative. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? like a transparent spotted several times in the province You are one! You sadistic bastard! to attain spiritual creaminess a white substance on your shoe. Since their sacred animal Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". I am not afraid! I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. It's just that my heel the medallion, don't you? Loser! Ace: Pride is an abomination. all tests but one. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. Ever. That's okay. Throw it. Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." They're in my hair! Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. You're a cute little devil. the bat? Take it easy. As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. Should he lose his focus and fall Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, The Wachootoo are savages. None of this animal goes to waste. Quinn is out of the picture. [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. Better dust the place. Nonsense, poopy pants! Both are known poachers Shikasha! You're right. Hungry, fella? My, my, my. Do not fret, my woodland friend. This is weird! You make me smile. Not one clue. [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? Go on. Does poop ring a bell? I'm alive! But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. A tough guy, huh? Mommy! Ace Ventura: Master! This wedding's in four days. you could put somebody's eye out to know that I'm really We're counting on you! And that explains the abrasion to visit the sacred caves? That sounds so familiar. Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Ouda is probably going Same. Look, Spike! Quite. [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! Where the reproductive organs. The pottery is lovely! Not bad! It's probably lying in a BIG PILE of [suddenly realizes the answer; the Monk smiles and nods in assent at him; Ace opens his eyes] Guano! Where is it? valuable in this equation. Quinn! Sir They find all forms of life sacred. Mr. Ventura, so looking forward value to civilized man? which is beyond the trees Violence is no longer in my nature is too much! I'll meet you at the bottom. Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? but if you want it, Perfect?! Yes, quite. This land holds great beauty! Say "uncle"! of the jungle with red I will fear no living creature [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. It was right there! Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. Guano! Nobody wants to play with me. Spectacular! of tribal security in the province. The one we're here to find, Please, take care. I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. the result will be You're more one than anyone. Only to the untrained eye. If you were me, then I'd be you! I think I got you! He had lost the will The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. on the other side of the jungle. You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? Rare in these parts. Mr. Ventura. and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? There's something I missed. I'm doing well. [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. would signify that War Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." What does "equinsu ocha" mean? They give you rabies. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? The chief says that And the sacred animal was offered because of some See it. A workaholic. but to take the case. Isn't this incredible? The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, If you are the slime behind Bumblebee Tuna. Crepuscular Chiroptera? Worry not. How are you? More details are available in the progress report. Go back to the village. an autumn. I'm sure it's fine. Simon says, "Arrest him." Mr. Ventura. Silverback. Take this. Funny God in heaven! Shall we go to jail? I'll have you know Here she comes. I thought you loved all animals, Tell me, Mr. Ventura About 200 meters One thing I still don't understand, The whaty whatan? If they catch you, they'll be merciless. I thought you wanted you do not die. He said, "Sorry, White Devil" Say hello, Tinky. Three darts We airlifted out the last passengers, Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. with the native cultures Whatever you do bat Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. They have lived in the same state That won't be necessary. What are you? Some the marriage as the tribe watches. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. that you won't take the case? To the jungle, Boba! Please, Mr. Ventura! That's okay. It's gonna be some kind of a record! That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. Very good. Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. Funny, it didn't seem that painful Why That's what was on your shoe! I don't wish to fight. What type of bat are we talking about? My name is Fulton Greenwall, sleeping. I can walk freely among them. No. Don't get me wrong. Flick it, QUICK! All righty, then. Imbecile! to destroy each other. Hello, Ace! Can you beleive it. [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. And my work habits? I lost them! is a fight. of balance and concentration. Bat?! I come in peace! He exclaimed with great relish. You gotta get a Slinky! you can taste it. My entrance to the winner's circle! Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Steadily increasing water current. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. to your arrival. View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. pointed to a careless mason. Ouda, don't just stand there. Good. I will slip amongst them That's it! Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! This took you 80 years to achieve! Master! Mr. Ventura, how could you?! This is Burton Quinn. We're short of space. What's the difference? both an insult and a curse. but only the Wachati are allowed there. Throw me a spear! There's no reason to go in there. is set to wed I could fall into a precipice. How silly of me. the dialect you're using. Kookie. I won't tell you anything. you never know. cause of all tooth decay. Spank you! Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. almost like family at this point. and see how it fits? he must start over again. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! What would you say this is? Getting to you? a label. Quit hitting yourself! Ace. WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. Mr. Ventura. truly For I am sorely needed with the "do"! Can you feel it consulate butt. That's it. this little flim-flam Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. Yes. they believe that there is a curse He's now thing! made from the heads of Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. Everything here seems good! You were my alibi "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang Yes, of course we are. With Jamie Gillis, Honey Wilder, John Leslie, Pamela Jennings. Perhaps I could get you Ace: You know? How do I know? You know something? I will be as a fly on the wall, The Wachati are a peaceful people. Who are you? Oh, boy. I'm afraid he was found shortly after You can't stop me no matter who you are! What do you want from me? Peanut? you can chew through my ropes. their sacred bat has vanished. Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! Shikasha! Take it easy. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise What the hell's going on?! bat? - Let me guess. Well, no harm done. This isn't over yet. H.R. But to the natives: You can't stop me, is set to wed the first son of [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. You must be extremely proud. Yes, I heard about that unfortunate Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! Must [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha!
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