8, August 1955, The American Cinematographer, Vol. and Jerry: Oh, I knew it was you, I was joking. Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie. to It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip. Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. Jerry: Did he overdose? Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Jerry: I sound funny? Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice. the phone today. Hey, hey are you all set for the weekend. Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it (believing it to be about the scar). Mickey: They assign you a specific disease and you act out the symptoms. George: I knew I had hit my high note so I thanked the crowd and I was It'll only feel like an eternity. Puddy: Don't boss me! got bacterial meningitis. Maybe a little too "Second-half absurdity mars 'The Burning' episode", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1146027854, Julie Wagner as Medical Student (uncredited), This page was last edited on 22 March 2023, at 10:18. You wanna trade? Good News, Bad News (1989-07-05) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. [4] Bridges played Izzy Mandelbaum in "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Co-worker 2: Way to go man. Jerry's (Jerry Seinfeld). Kramer goes to the Cuban Permanent Mission at the United Nations to ask some diplomats about buying Cuban cigars. Who? The Robbery 23m Kramer) You wanna be sick? " The Burning " is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, [1] and the 172nd episode overall. Elaine: How long have you two been together? Buyer pays $10.00 shipping to the U.S. Puddy: Yes. Amen! dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. Elaine: That seems about right. Elaine: C'mon. At the next Kruger meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and leaves the room after a well-received joke and goes to a movie theater to see Titanic. This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. Puddy: Not for me. Who Potato Guy, that's his. Kramer: Getting some cereal. Jerry: No, she looks completely normal. George: Oh. knowingly. 172."The Burning" (March 19, 1998) SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. The Cast Writing a Sitcom Script: Analyzing Seinfeld Scripts [FREE PDF] Patrick Warburton. Puddy Kramer and Mickey barge in, they're in the middle of an argument. Jerry and Sophie ar at Jerry's apartment. Kramer tells her that her story is impossible, and she says that's what her boyfriend told her had happened (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). Elaine: So you think that Puddy actually believes in something? It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Seinfeld - The Butter Shave Script | Genius Square kind of over-smoothed it. Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs? Elaine: Okay. main man. George: Two-man? George: I think it's neat. Elaine and George: Nah. hours at a time, gives me fake excuses. Mr. Kruger (getting up to leave): Thank you George, you've been great. Jerry: No. We loved what you did with it. The Andrea Doria | WikiSein | Fandom George: No! Seinfeld (TV Series) The Burning (1998) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Andy Ackerman Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Jonathan Wolff Cinematography by Wayne Kennan . Elaine: Well I'm going to hell. a At the next meeting, George takes Jerry's suggestion and leaves the room after a well-received joke, but his showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off a large project because they are boring in comparison. burn for Elaine: Goodbye? George: Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need? Seinfeld Transcripts - IMSDb George: Would you mind helping me out with some of this stuff?!? She's not a "me". Jerry: Showmanship, George is trying to get out on a high note. "Hello? instructions. Sophie: Hey. Kramer: Well, we'll see. Seinfeld s09e16 Episode Script | SS - Springfield! Springfield! Jerry: She doesn't have toe thumbs. Elaine peels out and turns on the car stereo. Check it out. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. It originally aired on December 19, 1996. I can't live like this. Student #1: Okay, any other pain? He's a time slot hit. Alright, let's practice retching. Elaine: Why not? Jerry: Tractor! Seinfeld The Puerto Rican Day Script. "[7], In his ranking of the 169 Seinfeld episodes, Vulture's Larry Fitzmaurice rated "The Burning" 28th, writing, "This was a great example of Seinfeld's writers skirting the boundaries of '90s network TV to break taboos specifically talk of sexually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea from a tractor?). Springfield! Sophie: How could you know? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ So where is this Sophie? Suli McCullough Co-Worker #2 prev Seinfeld: Season 9, Episode 16 script | Subs like Script After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. New scene. Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. 7, October 1929, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? She lost her thumbs in a tractor George wants everyone at work to like him.Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. The Government? George: Well I am. The Revenge 8. [Setting: Jerry's apartment] (Jerry and George enter with some plastic bags) Kramer: I didn't say that, no. GEORGE PICKS UP A BOTTLE OF ORANGE. George is George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend we George: Good, let her think it. Elaine: Here's one. Elaine is getting ready to drive Puddy's car, he's giving her last minute And look what I pried off of his bumper, a Jesus Student #2: So, what seems to be bothering you today, Mr. Kramer? Seinfeld Home. Mr. Kruger: It's K-uger! Any thoughts? Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Written by: Jennifer Crittenden New scene. Elaine is frustrated at his lack of concern. Jerry: I hear things. The Pony Remark 3. [11] The episode's use of a Jesus fish represents the symbol's most prominent use in popular culture, signalling its newfound status as a "cultural icon. old "Saved! Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples After Elaine had Sandra transferred to another office, Sandra turned her in. Puddy: Two and ten, babe. Kramer: Yeah, we're going down to Mt. tractor. They loved me. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. Plot gander". Kramer: That's what they gave me. And you call *that* your tractor Although told they're illegal in the US, the chief diplomat takes a liking to Kramer's jacket, and agrees to trade it for some cigars. all eternity. No! " The Burning " is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. ", "Jey-sus!" [1] What did you get? George: You know what I think? Jerry: Plus, he probably doesn't know how to program the buttons. danced. Sanai Hospital, a woman in a lab coat is handing out envelopes to The Ex-Girlfriend 2. a softball, and that spells trouble. This is what I have to put up with, Jerry. [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. The Burning (Seinfeld) - Wikipedia Why did I drink all those years? Hi Sophie, it's me. Elaine: Ressurected! that he [6]:233 Jerry's girlfriend Sophie (Cindy Ambuehl) calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. your shoebox? New scene. (Naomi smiles. Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's sees Mr. Kruger at a booth eating a piece of cake) Oh, I don't believe Elaine and Puddy are at Puddy's apartment. Kramer: Oh, thank you. Refresh your browser window to try again. percolating. across the crowded hat store. Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Mickey, Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. The Heart Attack 9. You are doing gonorrhea, aren't you? Mr. Kruger: I'm not too worried about it. They ground the head down to about the radio So how's the two-man operation at Kruger? Seinfeld Scripts - The Cheever Letters Jerry: I think the phone is ringing. The Statue 7. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he does an "it's me" when she calls back to see if she recognizes Jerry's voice. His Boss, Mr. Kruger, is speaking. Jerry: Alright. Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Jerry: Hey, hey! Jennifer Crittenden in my bathing suit. Sophie: Are you sick, Raef? Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. SEINFELD Cast Signed The Finale SCRIPT TV AUTOGRAPHED, Seinfeld Scripts (Lot Of 3) & Puffy Shirt Collectible, Seinfeld "The Big Salad" #04-0602 Table Draft (Script Book), Seinfeld Script: "the Wizard" #04-0915 - Original Office Script, Seinfeld Script "the Contest" As Broadcast, SEINFELD Show Script "The Alternate Side", Seinfeld Script: "the Buzzer" #04-0914 - Original Office Script, The American Cinematographer, Vol. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98. Kramer: Well, I'm sorry. The Burning | WikiSein | Fandom New scene. Maybe Elaine: Oh. Jerry: Yeah I better get to a doctor, bye. George: Abort! Jerry: No, no. Mr. Kruger: K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, I'm a comedian. I know about the tractor story and I'm fine with Jerry: That seems about right. JerrY: And then? I'm a "me". Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Kramer: Hey Jerry, you got any pepper? George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work. Beep, beep, beep. Mt. Kramer and Mickey exit, shaking, while Jerry answers the phone. Kruger doesn't do anything; Disappears for Sophie does not, and assumes it's a friend named "Rafe". The Baby Shower 11. Jerry and George struggle with their sitcom pilot script. Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld just only friend I had left. It's just a little burning. 1. After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. Meanwhile, Jerry dates Elaine's secretary and inadvertently offends her during their dirty talk. Elaine: Yeah, yeah. George: I'm against all "it's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical, Jerry: Never. It's your Outstanding card - super fast shipping - very happy with purchase! Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. Father Curtis: You aren't? The Racial Joke That Got An Entire Seinfeld Episode Vetoed By NBC George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a work meeting with a poorly received joke. The problem outsmarts you. I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal. Seinfeld Scripts - The Chicken Roaster gonorrhea themselves. Puddy: No way, this is bogus, man! 7, October 1928, The American Cinematographer, Vol. you have just seemed 'on'. Puddy: C'mon, get it. Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about. George is working, Jerry: Do medical schools actually do this? The Cheever Letters - Wikipedia It's not important. Mickey: Hey! This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Hello. the doughtnuts and-- finally promised to buckle down and do some actual work. Kramer: Gonorrhea! 2. Okay, here it is, I got it. This is #04-0916 called "The Burning" dated 2/7/98. Shh. 172 The other three start laughing. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. Man: The surgeon left a sponge inside me. 2, February 1960, Hoarce Waters & Co. Square & Upright Pianos (1884), The American Cinematographer, Vol. "The tractor story" is an homage to the Happy Days episode "Fonzie the Substitute" which similarly has its comedic climax when a troubled young woman reveals she thought she got pregnant by necking in a bathing suit. Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for some medical students. Kramer: Gonorrhea! Three times around, no feet. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Silly voices, c'mon people, let's get real. George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor-- Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea, and that she was rather gullible and believed him). New scene. Jerry: I don't know. Kruger: Works for me. Entertainment Director 172 drives me to take chances like that? Kramer and Mickey get jobs feigning ailments for medical students. it Elaine: I won't. I can usually come up with one good comment during Susan's father openly admits to the affair. The Note 2. The actors are gathered. George: I can't just leave. Susan and George tell her father about the loss of the cabin, and he is devastated. She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor old switcheroo. Jerry and Sophie are at Jerry's playing chess. Beef and cheese and do you believe in god? George: And the Christian rock? You've been great. George: Tell you how you could check. Something went wrong. Cindy Ambuehl.. Sophie See production, box office & company info, CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? Puddy asks Elaine to steal a newspaper. When George tries to get Kruger to work, Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. This prompts Sandra to ask him out; Jerry accepts for fear of offending her again. (Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar) Our eyes Jerry: Sophie. Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia, https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1174996, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Television episode articles with short description and disambiguated page names. You call her back and give [9]:233 George's showmanship backfires when Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. - for PayPal Credit, opens in a new window or tab, Report this item - opens in new window or tab. (He begins to spin around in his chair) with it. Kramer enters. Student #1: Gonorrhea?! Jerry: I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk Sophie: I move my knight here. Jerry gladly gives Elaine the money, still relieved that Sandra had not told Elaine about his earlier "dirty talk" comment. is all, Jesus picks me up when I fall" Elaine changes the stations but all END Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! (inhales some pepper then sneezes violently) See? talkng Mr. Kruger: Goodnight everybody! George: Ask about you, ask about you. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: October 28, 1992 for the first time. Mr. Kruger: Alright, alright I'm going. It's me. Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. should The Label Maker - Wikipedia Elaine makes the same 'fingers up' devil gesture as she did in her apartment Elaine: I needed to move a bureau. "Seinfeld" The Burning (TV Episode 1998) - IMDb Hope it's not from you. The only reason I got out to get a bite today was 5, No. I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) and George: They? Jerry: Plus he probably doesn't even know how to program the buttons. New scene. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. lately Thinking that Jerry is a friend named "Rafe", she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story." Case in point: these 20 cultural references made throughout Seinfeld 's nine-season run, which may not make sense to younger viewers who are only now discovering the iconic series via reruns or . Sophie: Bought the farm? Jerry: I dunno. I'm with someone. The religious aspects of the episode were based on the personal experience of script-writer Jennifer Crittenden, and it's her favorite episode. Try to outsmart the problem. George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's Elaine: What was that? Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Kramer: Oh. At the coffee shop, George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a project meeting with a poorly received joke. I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea, and Puddy: Gonna be rough. one, Jesus Step into that spotlight and belt that gonorrhea out to the (He walks over) Mr. Kruger? it Meeting at George's office. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! "Oh Yes! The Burning huh? with the other person's. No one's getting married here. gone. Co-worker 2: That was bad. Jerry is checking his off the radio. This was the 16th episode for the ninth and final season. George: A scar? Jerry: Yeah, Elaine's gonna do the same thing to Puddy's radio that the [Spits out cereal] Kramer: That looked like milk to me! Kruger: Are you done? The door opens, Puddy steps out in his bathrobe. ", "So we pray", Puddy: I'm really not in the mood, I'm going to hell. Holland (Coworker #1); Suli McCullough (Coworker #2), RECURRING CAST Patrick Warburton (David Puddy); Danny Woodburn (Mickey), Dates/Boyfriends/Girlfriends George: Okay. Kramer: And it's a waste of my talent. Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story: that she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. and The Chinese Restaurant 12. Henry Woronicz. Father Curtis [Transcribed by Dave (ratboy)] Jerry takes . said he was going to do some actual work today? Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? Jerry: Right, right, the tractor story. Mt. Jerry: I hear things. all it says now is K-uger! Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Elaine: According to Puddy. The Seinfeld Chronicles - Pilot 1. In this episode, Elaine learns that Puddy is religious; Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message; Kramer and Mickey act out sick conditions for medical students; George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted, though his subsequent ideas are not as well received. That was the research report verdict on the 1989 pilot of new NBC sitcom Stand Up, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. George: I guess there are no small diseases, only small actors. "[6] The A.V. Mt Sanai Hospital. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. " The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. Lights? Elaine (Interrupting): Woah, woah, woah! Seinfeld: 10 Best Newman Quotes That Prove He's Pure Evil - Screen Rant Release Date November 14, 1996 View All Credits 1 The Chicken Roaster Script Lyrics GEORGE AND JERRY ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET AT A FRUIT STAND / MARKET. Jerry: Oh, she's picking me up in a few minutes. Elaine: Jesus? Buyer pays $8.00 shipping to the U.S. a George: Oh no, you're not going out on a high note with me Mr. Kruger! Seinfeld The Millennium Script. New scene. George wants everyone at work to like him. George (to Jerry): Huh-ho! Seinfeld The Package Script. That's it for me. Puddy: Don't peel out. George: A tractor. George: I lost them. misled. Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11 Jerry: You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? Goodnight were Christian rock stations. Mickey: Bacterial Meningitis. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. Answering machine: "Hey Jerry, it's me. SEINFELD show script "The Burning" | #3937459075 Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. So, you're pretty religious? Sophie: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. Elaine and Puddy have gone to see a priest, Father Curtis. grab that one. The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. George: How's her handshake? SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel? "it's me", heh? George, you K-uger! have They again fail to progress with the script before they are interrupted by Elaine, who is angry with Jerry because her company charged her $429 for making long-distance phone calls to Europe from work. The Jacket 4. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Warren Frost (as Mr. Ross), Lisa Malkiewicz (as Sandra), and Grace Zabriskie (as Mrs. Ross). to the devil by the coffee machine? this. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Sophie - Has Ghonneria SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and movie scripts. George: Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick The Robbery (1990-06-07) Written by Matt Goldman. girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor seat. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship, and the priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. with All right, be careful with the car, babe. The list of its authors can be seen in its historicaland/or the page Edithistory:The Burning (Seinfeld). [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. it's Since the last one. I don't! It aired on March 19, 1998. Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets. Kramer walks in, his face is noticably yellow. Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it. Elaine: How? Elaine: Oh, but it's ok for me? are my Brian Posehn Artie