Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. I mean, don't you think the creators of Cheese-Nips had a box of Cheez-Its out when they were designing their product? What does it sound like? What must I do to rise above obscurity? He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! I founded the secret message, you ok man? 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! When I was at a TAB poetry thingy (TAB is good TAB is great We love TAB) I met some new people. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. shut your pasty chicken bone lyrics - xarxacatala.cat Hmmmmintersting. Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? A profound statement, if I ever heard one. I must really be desperate for something to do. My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. But does anyone test "pure" water? And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. It looks right. I think I'll get my little sister to be the test piolet. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. It is doable im a week. There's strawberry pie, apple, pumpkin and so many others, but there is no grape pie! I'm back again. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. That dirty little rat. Sofor the first time in about 5 yearsI wore a dressand something that was complelty white. What an eccentric idea! *pauses* Oh. In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. Because eventually, I'll be back! Even the air is conspiring to squish me! Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. Back to the present. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. AwwwwwI'm touched! It's spiffy. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. If you can sleep through a raging fire, close enough to set off the smoke detector, then you are definitly going to sleep through the smoke detector. Any miniute now. I bet you were just breathless in anticipation. Now think of 100 people typing randomly. I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? I'm tired. At the same time, how can you prove something IS infinite? Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. Wow. She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! Oh, well. She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. How absurd. That made little sense. Yep. We'd probably go crazier. Yes. The whole thing. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. I'm sorry that my last few entries have been only about my various family antics. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. I'm gonna go hug a moose. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you. Pathetic. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. I only signed up for a semester. Wow. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. That's the sixth time I've said back! I usually have less than 30 minutes. mazie - dumb dumb Lyrics | Genius Lyrics I'm back. It MUST be true! More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. (Next exciting commercial! Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. Even though it gains pleasure from squishing my spine. Is that too much to ask? You're only browsing it. Shut yo lean mean string bean - Copypasta If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. How discouraging. Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. The little counter at the bottom keeps going up? And absolutly NO air-pressure. Explore the latest videos from hashtags: #yourbubblegum . Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. Like Repost Share Copy Link More. Doesn't that make you feel better? Oh, yeah! I'm back! Best 8 Dum Dum Bubble Gum - BMR Boy, shut yo bubblegum dum dum - YouTube Are you ready? I'm completly and totally addicted. HA! It's a time honored tradition. bubbleeees. It really lets me get to know you. Okay. TACO is still in my heart. Okay. In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. Boy, are you mythical, mystical readers in for a treat, today! I love it! Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. I know where you are right now! I think. shut your pasty chicken bone lyrics. Too bad. Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. Or You are What you Eat. YOU'RE ALL ZOMBIE THIGH-FAT PEOPLE BROUGHT INTO ANIMATION BY SOME EVIL FORCE OF FORCEFUL EVIL!!! Bubble sound. I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). The answer is still infinity. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. It doesn't. I bet you couldn't tell. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. In other wordsthey hurt. Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. I don't understand it. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. But everything else I've said so far is true. But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. thats iti so tiredbye-bye. They couldn't stop laughing. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? So. It's wrong, I tell you. So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. HOW, I ask you!? Isnt' that nice? Happy? I'm back. Goodwhat? Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. I know this because i ate a whole pineapple in a sitting and my mouth went numb JR Riddle, I PREFER THE REAL GRIM REAPER SAID, THE REAL GRIM REAPER AN PERFECTION, You live in the south when you can sweat cosmoline out of wood just by leaving it in a room with the AC off overnight, FUCK SAYER FROM AV ' \f ALL MY HOMIES HATE SAYER, Q how does captain falcon have hiss XX I All Videos Images News Maps Shoppi Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon's Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. the longest text in pastebin - Pastebin.com I learned this from my calculator. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. Because I do. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. Let's see: 12345! Whole families would gather around their front door, in breathless anticipation while they attempted to barracade me out. In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. Come on all you non-existing people! She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. That was the high point of the entire trip. Stock up now with our Valu-Pak to recieve 3-metric tons of Ketchup, all for the low, low price of your brain, since you're obviously not using it anyway. You gots extra money, don't you? It's just a matter of degree. ONly not really. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. No, we got the greatest family outing of all. What ever shall I do? HOW ARE YOU DOING? I'm back. And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? * IT'S NOT FAIR! d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. Today, I met her arch-enemy. If you don't believe that all that air has weight, try going into space sometime. Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? I even impress myself. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! *sighs dramatically* I'm back. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. Oh, yeah. My dadwas on this site. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. When is it MYturn? And I sugest that we build the rocket so that we can go to the Official Flaming Chickens Lunar Colony so that we can laugh at the stupid earthlings who are blowing up because they didn't listen to us when we tried to warn them about the impending doom! And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. Privacy Policy. So my dad picked a steak place. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! And do I ever have a topic today! WowI really must be bored. Okay. You people sicken me. Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. Plus, boxes are more convient than bags. Today was Halloween. Neo is told that he has two choices. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? Shut yo bubble gum dum dum lookin ass tf up. SHUT YO BUBBLE GUM : r/copypasta - Reddit The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. Wellthey are. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. See? AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. It tells me stuff like: "Warning: More Solutions May Exist" and "Questionable Accuracy". Think about it. Okay. SEEYA! So it doesn't matter. With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. Or CRAP, for short. Now THAT'S just weird. Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. "a pokemon game. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. Creepy. In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. That's not fair! It was fun, but exhausting. I'm so very, very tired. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. I gotta go. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. I love my calculator, though. Here goes. But, what would be the fun in that? I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. I'm back. Here we go! And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! I have readers. I'm back. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? GeeI wish I'd thought of that sooner. Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? We had to do an essay on a book. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. But that is false! Ugh. WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. For more information, please see our Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. I get done at 9:15. Especially since no one but me would ask the question. and our That's just one of those many facts of life that are better left mysteries. My answer is simple. That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). I hate Math. (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. Why am I writing? )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. What makes them undesirable for pie? Oh, well. Bubble Head. When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. Just like all those reports people have to do. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. Don't Ignore Sites? "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. It's like this. Plus, I am horrible at spelling. With our patented "spray". Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. While you wait for yesterday's tomorrow, lunge back and remember that day. A good one. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. Still no? NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! Sothe plan is going to fail. I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. who keeps asking if you can hear him. Reddit Copypastas - Skin Tone Chicken Bone | Genius *nods* I thought so. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. I bet it's spelled monkeys. E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. I know. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. Does the commercial take that into account? WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". Think about it. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. That's right, I wanna sleep. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. It sucks. You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! How can you pass up this revolutionary new product? The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. It makes you think of Name-Brand vs. Generic cereal brands. I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). Anyway, moving on! But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? i'll copy and paste this to my site. What kind of reasoning is that? *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. Then, she accidently woke our three yappy dogs up, and they relized that they were in a car. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. That sounds good, too. I don't want year-round classes. BYE!!! Ooooooooooooo! THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? E-mail. You don't know who Squirell is? I can just see it nowIt could be called Know-Your-Food. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? This morning, my Mom came home from work. You say I'm really just talking to myself? I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. It will translate any thing, to anything else. Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google - iFunny I few months ago I saw a movie about that. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. I'm back. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. Maybe I should just give up. That's why it MUST be EVIL! No? I pity them, I really do. 1 hour ago Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. I bet it does. Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. I made a virtual pet for it. I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! GrrrrI had a nifty rant all planned out in my head. Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) You can thank my associate "Meg" she came up with the PSOA acronym. They avoided the sun at all costs. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." It was one of my friends. Except those specially formulated for weird-o's like me. Unless someone does something, Neo, Morpheus and many others will die. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). Yes, I am. You know? Is this getting confusing to you? Seeyahmmm..I wonder if there's subliminal stuff in my computerI'm back. | 0.97 KB, C++ | The possibilities are literally endless. I hope I remember doing this. *Squirell wanders off in search of electrical sockets to sniff* What's that, Hypothetical Reader? I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" The vendors even play whimsical music which I strongly suspect contains subliminal messages to make you hungry for ice cream. Bubbles: Its been a weird day. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal. OkayI can do it. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. maybe the longest text ever. I'm tired. Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. Grape Pie. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? Shut yo bubble gum chocolate cum head dumb no home chicken bone headphone head saw shit storm stone sword phone chord jones ford overgrown flintstone control board snowboard Nicole norr long swords broad sword war lord scoreboard wallboard shipload skin tone hormone the f up . I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) Then you'll see these cute little "days-of-the-week" earrings at the mall, and you'll just have to get a few sets, just in case you lose some. I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. I love the little tacos, I love them good! I'm going. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. Far away. Come on, think about it! They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. Seeya. Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. Maybe I should use spell-check. Spooky, huh? Because they put subliminal messages in them, of course! Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. Wal-mart TV is evil. If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. Just "imagine" I have more!? After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. Based. Isn't that sort of ironic? And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. We got there, we ate. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. My mother visited relatives. It's great for making random topics weave together to form an overall infrastructure of chaos. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! Fire is good. Because in some world, the video game is real. These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. School has been on for four days now.