And thoughts themselves create a universe. Specially . Dirk Strider | VS Battles Wiki | Fandom For a while, the two of them were too shocked to speak, but Bouichirou finally agreed with Akuto. - Introduction Their non-body focused thought processes leave them with no distinction between themselves and the outside world, and so they are able to think in terms of the infinite. They were not life forms, so if they could possess a will of their own, did that not prove that the world was fictional? You merely need to understand that our universe was created by the Law of Identity.. More kickin' rad subtleties than can be spelled out, yo. From the inside, it was truth. Dirk's auto-responder alluded to this. @seagod: ik but lets see how far i can go be4 it gets closed or something. Controlling his alternate selves takes concentration, and if an alternate self is killed or knocked out, he's dazed. Dirk refused to leave this dream without one win. The demon king had been meant to reveal the falsehood of the world, to transcend death, and to bring the computer gods and mankind to the true world. Lil Hal was originally known as Dirk's auto-responder (AI), and was at first an application designed to simulate Dirk's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. Not a scientifically observable universe, mind you. To understand, we'll have to consult a poet who's of the devil's part: John Milton. The VG Resource. Doesnt that seem like a very high degree?. The minimized Morlock looked like he had been drawn by filling in squares of graph paper and he could not even speak. In a little spur of a doomed timeline, off of both MEAT and CANDY, lies a timeline which subtlety evaded the dooming process. A Rant-Post about Dirk Strider : r/homestuck - Reddit [A6A6I1] ====> (7 pp. Afterward, Dirk tries to ascend to his roof, but is sidetracked by the sudden appearance of Roxy's Fenestrated wall, and soon after by jeering from Caliborn. )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) In other words, even the extra-universal gods became possibilities in the story. He grabs Lil Cal and goes to the roof, where we see that, like Roxy, he lives in the future post-scratch Earth. 2023 GAMESPOT, A FANDOM COMPANY. GC ==> ==> ==> ==> ==> ==> (18 pp.) 6 + Follow - Unfollow 4px arm (Classic) Background ~Ultimate Dirk Strider~ EclipseWarning. At some point in his childhood he came into contact with the alien Calliope, who, in order to facilitate his and Roxy's communication with their two friends hundreds of years in the past, provided them both with a version of Pesterchum with time-locked Trollian technology embedded. It makes Jake unpredictable, impossible to truly control and if there's anything Dirk doesn't know how to cope with, it's that. Dirk Strider / Ultimate Dirk. Pesterquest. Although his statement seems to imply that he knows about John's ectobiology shenanigans, in actuality he likely assumed he was the product of a reproduction process similar to the trolls', as the Condesce experimented with that before and during his lifetime. You, the reader, are sick.Ultimate Dirk takes care of you on his ship whether you like it or not.Can you escape? He can ko Boss!Zetta, Cosmic Ronald, and Cosmic Diety Fox. What seems like a simple task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things. Dirk Strider 170 Results It's him. Dave remarks how weird that was, leading to a brief awkward conversation. Dirk has shown trepidation at the idea of meeting Dave in person, despite saying earlier that he would like to. Despite Dave and Karkat's efforts, she becomes President of Earth C. However, she is later forced to win the election legitimately, thanks to Jasprosesprite^2. Much like his pre-scratch self, Dirk seems to have a high interest in teaching people lessons to aid them in their personal development, such as when he insists Jake fights Brobot for uranium (although this was said by his auto-responder) as a consequence of having wasted his own uranium thoughtlessly. Or are you doomed to succumb to manipulation? Dirk and Jane are good friends. Sollux knew that voice well, he could make no mistake it had to be him. When Dirk was thirteen, he used the captcha code of his brain to create an AI duplicate of himself. However, no one knows how many circuits are needed before thought is born. But what if a bystander wanted to take his too? One, Dave is hot as fuck. Muse!Calliope takes control of Jade after her corpse is dropped in the Candy timeline. Realizes his feelings for Terezi and they get together at the end of reality. That may have caused a great disturbance, but it was not conflict. Even for her own good. He also has shown admiration for her in this conversation with Jane, explaining how he is proud of her and how she's probably stronger than the other three of them put together. You and Ultimate Dirk are alone in the cavern where the theseus crash landed, and have a discussion about rekindling humanity. A compilation of my DirkJake drabbles for the week.Day 1. Dirk's previous interest and relationship with Jake as well as this conversation where Dirk refers to the respective orientations of Jane and himself confirms him to only have an interest in the same sex. Then ends up in the Candy timeline after falling from the sky and is found by John who not only tells her how crappy the world is, but also her name was taken by Kanaya and Rose's daughter, leading to her name becoming (Vriska). (6 pp. Dirk and Caliborn talk frequently. This is what she intends to do to the critically-weakened Lord English. When he tries to leave one Jake English, something new awakens. And now, all of sudden, the distinction between who Dirk Strider starts fading away, and all the progress he's made falters. her increasing level of world-dominating power, and the artists of Homestuck^2 drop a butt-focus shot early on, do literally anything to get Tavros away from the situation, screaming in anguish before breaking down into tears, seeming like the kind of thing that would happen in his situation, had a lengthy story of his own involving a Sburb session and even several versions of the heroes. Even for her own good. youre doing it. Only Akuto and Bouichirou remained at the table. Literally just busted Dirk. UU [A6A6I5] ====> (6 pp.) Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Dirk tries to message Jake constantly after he leaves in desire for more space from their relationship, though once all of his messages went ignored and he is confronted by trickster Jake, Dirk decides to take the initiative and break up with him instead. This is also the first mod i've ever posted to the workshop. I started living in this world of low story density and I essentially lost my memories. Ultimate Dirk as the Tragic Hero of the Homestuck Universe This is further indicated by the Credits, when they form the Consort Kingdom with Gcatavrosprite, and when they engage in practice fisticuffs with Sawtooth, Squarewave, and a new robot resembling Lord English. Oh well, definitely totally proofread this before I posted it (no I fucking didn't). Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. How long it feels to them is not exactly precised. a completely toxic element in his life from day one. Imo, Ult.Dirk>Lord English, with the scaling chain being: You must log in or register to reply here. In other words, anything that can be described in text can happen. Roxy: Answer (2 pp.) A mountain region with a rich plant and faunal heritage, a coastal area and four provinces, Abruzzi is a land featuring strong and distinctive culinary traditions, together with a major wine industry.Most of its gastronomy is native, showing life-long links with local ingredients and is made of land and sea dishes.In particular, Abruzzi maintains its oldest home-made pasta's traditions . See a recent post on Tumblr from @meloncoolie about ult dirk. "Look out! If the universe really is multiple stories, then there must be countless beings like me outside of it.. He captchalogues several objects, including Squarewave and his sendificator, before leaving Sawtooth to send his home to the Medium and going through the fenestrated wall sent by the God Cat from Roxy's house with his rocket board. (2 pp. The algorithms were originally guaranteed to be 96% indistinguishable from Dirk's native neurological responses, based on statistical analysis, which means that the percentage can change (and does, dropping to 93% upon Jake's continued probing). )Act 6 Act 5 Act 2 ==> (12 pp. Tech-Hop He then quickly orders Lil' Seb to take Jake and get him out of Derse. Unlike the Beta Kids, and like the rest of the Alpha Kids, Dirk's name is purely of Hussie's creation: which is to say his placronym was already filled out on his thirteenth birthday. Default JavaScript is disabled. Land of Tombs and Krypton Does that cover it?. He and Dave then travel to the top of a tower on his own planet, and they do not talk to each other until they meet Jasprosesprite^2 briefly. The real world, virtual alternate dimensions, outside the universe, non-virtual alternate dimensions, and the afterlife. Are you familiar with the concept of possible worlds?. )Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 x2 ==> ==> (4 pp.) #johndirk on Tumblr That ending would be the end of reality. )Act 6 Act 2 Jane: Answer Di-Stri. I'm not even gonna pretend to give this a flowery summary to try and hide what this is; It's Dirk getting you off while he whispers The Bee Movie script in your ear. All of the above is the baseline narrative layer of which there are many: What if the entire world were someones dream? A throat cleared in front of him before the grainy voice of one Dirk strider spoke up yet again. Dirk: Answer Auto-Responder. Dirk's head then disappeared with two alternate Daves, who caught his decapitated head and his body. ==> Jane: Run to study. Turns out, he's come all the way from Texas to find his bro, Dirk Strider. two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. The Sounds Resource. uu: Jeer Dirk. She's quite sure that when Lord English arrives in the Candy timeline, he will be far too weak to take on her, even on his best day. And if each individual was free, someone would eventually attempt to learn the truth of the world. Dirk de-ages you and sends you to Bro's timeline to seduce him. A massive fan of his ancestor Dave Strider's work, he appears to have given himself a Hella Jeff tattoo. It could also be because he finds Dirk physically attractive, an opinion he voiced multiple times despite his tendency towards insults. The Spriters Resource. All we know is that a will is born when enough circuits are brought together. Besides John, he was the only other person shown to get 3 hit scenes). Powers and Stats Tier: At least 9-A | 2-A | 1-A Name: Dirk Strider, timaeusTestified (Screen Name), DIRK HUMAN, Brain Ghost Dirk, Bro (Alternate Self) Origin: Homestuck Then everything would make sense.. [A6A6I5] ====> [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) What you referred to as outside the universe and non-virtual alternate dimensions are the same thing. The Elephant in the Room. At this rate, he would be unable to speak with anyone as he lived in this lonely world for as long as mana existed. Yoshie then began explaining the concept of possible worlds which was difficult to grasp just from the database information. Bouichirou pointed at him and he let out a long breath and nodded. Ultimate Dirk Strider - Works | Archive of Our Own Title I mean an infinitely dense infinity. I want to free them from the stories. Dirk attempts to aggress her, but is suddenly obstructed by Jade Harley, who gives him a hook to the lips and teleports him away to the Furthest Ring, the same way she did with Jack Noir. Because of this, Dirk is the center of a, Based upon his birthday, aspect, and lunar sway, Dirk's. Archetypes (ultimate extra-dimensional gods beyond the entire story hierarchy) and Akuto being one of them (before peak): Is this all the other universes? The variously colored extra-universal gods gave a denial. (34 pp.) Dirk texts you. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) You can't sleep, so you log on to write more of that MLP:FIM fanfiction you promised your friend/crush, Dirk Strider, that you would write for him. Dirk and Roxy Lalonde's meteors arrived on Earth sometime in the years 2407 or 2408, hundreds of years after the arrivals of their friends Jane Crocker and Jake English and almost 400 years after the complete domination of the planet by the alien Her Imperious Condescension. Bodiless thoughts invalidate that theory. [A6A6I5] ====> (5 pp.) ultimate dirk Insults Shrinking Dead Dove: Do Not Eat Embedded Images Light abuse unedited to you, a filthy degenerate. Dirk landed in the middle of the flooded planet's vast ocean somewhere in what used to be Texas, and used his only companion, Lil Cal, as a flotation device to reach the former apartment complex where he now resides. A sexually romantic hatred is, Suffers this greatly. While under attack from drones, Dirk still takes the time to tell Caliborn personally, twice, that he's busy, before letting Lil Hal take over. After Jake is woken up Brain Ghost Dirk continues to remain in the dream bubbles until real Dirk's waking and dream bodies are both rendered unconscious at which point Dirk appears in the dream bubbles by apparently merging with Brain Ghost Dirk. As it had said, If someone could peer into the afterlife and return from there, they could prove this world is fictional.. Dirk Strider's Ultimate Self, having acheived command over every iteration of himself, joins Rivals of Aether! ~Ultimate Dirk Strider~ | Minecraft Skin I'm just being a bitch. Puppets, robots, irony, philosophy, mythology, horses/ponies, robo deathmatches, katanas, rapping, artificial intelligence That is the same as the birth of life and the birth of thought. and see into the internet infinite ocean of possibility and everything that can happen as it has been written, and it if has been written then he can read it. One method of avoiding an unhappy story is to not allow the characters to age and to keep their minds unchanged. For the first time, Dirk Strider is incalculable. Unlike Dave, he was unable to physically brawl with his brother due to their separation in time, forcing him to build robots, set them to kill mode, and spar with them to death instead. A1A2A1x2Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 ==> ==> (7 pp.) [A6A6I1] ====> (5 pp.) You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and he crashes at your place. And then the combatants being above that, As well as having Meta-hax. Perfect grammar and syntax. Ultimate Self Dirk is what the heroes have been fighting the entire time, they just didn't realize it. I felt as if I had seen the true nature of the story. After Dirk's dream self awakens, he revives Jane and takes Roxy and himself to their session's Frog Temple, where they wait in the time capsule until Jake's time. In the Heir of Void's hand, is a silver platter. The dirk, a long dagger or short sword originating in the Scottish Highlands, may have contributed to the selection of Dirk's name. Why is this tagged "Metanarrative Humiliation"? The Homestuck Epilogues are a satanic one. Dirk: Answer. Even compared to her Meat version; while her Meat version has some terrible opinions (not at all helped by Dirk's influence), her Candy version devolves to the point where she becomes a xenophobe seeking outright Troll-genocide, with multiple characters specifically describing her as fascist.